Foods I Have Loved

Last night I dreamt that I was a pancake. Not any special pancake, like blueberry, or chocolate chip, just a pancake. Oh, but I could fly. Which I guess is special, though it didn't seem like it at the time. I and some other non-pancakes were engaged in some type of epic battle with a nefarious being. Maybe a bottle of sub-par maple syrup, I don't remember. Anyway, the dream ended after I was trying to fly over a waterfall but got stuck on a rock. The last thing I remember was that my pancake body was starting to tear. Then I woke up. This rates as one of my strangest dreams ever, along with the infamous dream in which I got punched in the face, then woke up with a bloody nose.

In other news, on Friday I had a burrito with french fries in it. I don't have a good explanation as to why this happened since no such thing was actually on the menu of the place we were eating. I do know that it was amazing. After a brief review of what wouldn't be better with french fries in it (very little) I am now considering putting together a business plan for a restaurant based solely on adding french fries to foods that are normally considered completely self-sufficient without them.


Update: A little research has shown that a burrito with french fries in it is colloquially referred to as a "California Burrito". As I'm still pretty sure that no one is making a "California Meatloaf" I think I'm still in business.