Hello, Ego.
Excerpt from The Badger Herald online ShoutOuts page (it didn't make it into the print edition today): 
Sorry girls, it's here to stay.
4.30.2008
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That just made my day - and I thought that the brand spanking new Thomas Friedman article (which has filled my with righteous anger) would.
finally. Stop being stubborn. Is your grandmother going to have to give you money in order for you to shave it off, just like your girly long hair of long ago?
I will give you five dollars if you shave it off.
That was grandfather, not grandmother. And for a bassoon, which is worth exponentially more than $5. Not that I would refuse a reasonable a offer...
We could start a when-will-Whitney-shave betting pool. $5 bet for each date you choose, person who is closest to the actual shave date wins the pot. Whitney, you could accept all manner of bribes from the betters trying to get you to shave so they can win ...
I like the idea... It would truly simulate a free market.
Do not shave it. I will give you $5 if you wear a shirt that says "Mustache rides: 10 cents" to your next discussion section.
i like Joanna's idea. I could even show up to your section (since I have the time), with a jar of change.
Speaking of this, what happened to that idea of me sitting in on your class and pretending to be doing a departmental evaluation? That was a great idea, of mine.
I want to come to your class and take pictures of each girl, then we could put them up on a blog and vote which one's nighttime fantasy sessions your mustache ruined.
Just look for the one that is still trying to rub out the "Love You" penned on her eyelids.
I'm not sure how I could explain the individual photo session for all the girls in the class. That might be strange. I'm not sure if it would be more or less inappropriate than me wearing that shirt though.
Wait Tommy, that was my idea to sit in the back of class and pretend to be doing an evaluation. I couldn't do it though because I was too hungover and I thought it would be awkward if the evaluator barfed mid-discussion.
Also, I'm starting to kind of like the stache. It's very, "good looking pedophile".
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