My First Cardigan
What do you think I should keep in my little pockets?
When I put this sweater on my first thought was, "I'm the same color as my mailbox." This turned out to not be true. Which is good, because I hate my mailbox. Too small, nothing ever fits. Also, you may notice that newspaper sitting there. It's not mine. But I guarantee you that the creepy guy upstairs thinks it is.
An old lady gave me this button on Tuesday.
4 comments:
Mustard. I love it. If it doesn't have sleeves, is it a cardigan or a sweater vest? What is the order of operations of buttons and sleeves?
In instances like this it's useful to remember the ABCs of sweatering:
Argyles
Buttons
Collars
Sleeves
Fortunately, these operations are additive; the correct classification of this sweater is a Cardigan Sweater Vest.
Similarly, if it had a boat neck it would correctly be described as a Cardigan Boat Neck Sweater Vest. But in that case I wouldn't be wearing it.
The Sweater-Picture Vest is an advanced sweater. Sweater Thursday needs to warm-up a little first before it's ready for it.
You could probably fit JUDICE'S little baby arms in there.
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