Hello Mustache

Tonight was a night of painful revelation, self-reflection, and razor blades. 

I was trying for the Jagged Edge.  

         I'd been planing it all year long. 

                    And I thought my beard was ready.

My beard wasn't ready. 

It's so hard for me to say those words.

As a consolation prize I get to go back to my old friend here.

But it's not what I really wanted.