An Afternoon Texting

I forgot to turn off my cellphone during my 12:05 section today. Halfway through my doorbell rang. It was David.


David (Feb 5, 12:21 pm): 

Seth Brennan is probably dating a slam pig.

Whitney (Feb 5, 12:58 pm): 

Do slam pigs date? I though they just got slammed.

David (Feb 5, 1:00 pm): 

Ok. Let me clarify. How about a retired slam pig?

Who'd you rather do, a slam pig or a retired slam pig?