The Electronic Postal System

One of the upshots of joining a Typing Gang is that you get things like this in the mail on a regular basis. It helps that I own a functional scanner, but there's something really satisfying about typewritten mail.

It's also really nice when the stamp isn't postmarked. Get ready Joseph Story, you're about to get recycled.

Other benefits of TypeTUB:

—watching people under 30 realize there is no delete key.

—watching people over 50 relive their own personal typewriting hell.

Come Ride With Me!

Virgania Horsen isn't one of those college types that's going to talk your ear off. She will cut you a deal on a balloon ride though, and deliver your mail (early, or extra slow!). Just don't expect to use a credit card; she only accept stermps.

Stermps: like stamps, only larger.

How much larger?

1 stermp ≡ 3.38 stamps