Your Typewriter Has Arrived

This package does not contain Doll House Furniture. It contains a typewriter. He's Italian. And orange. And you can tell by his racing stripe that he's meant to go fast. 

Meet Umberto Scrittore, complete with Power Space, Error Control, and a Page Gage [Sic]. No, I don't know what makes the right side of the space bar better for controlling errors and I don't care.