Fine. 90's Email Chain

90's Email Chain

90s email chain
90s email chain


WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?: Whitney Howard Barnebey III

NICKNAMES?: W, Dubs, Whitters, Whitty, Quitney

SINGLE OR TAKEN?: Taken with myself.

BIRTHDAY?: Nov. 16th, 1981. Exactly 16 days before Britney Spears.

ZODIAC SIGN?: Scorpio, the Mighty Scorpion of the Sky. In Chinese though I'm a Cock (a.k.a. the Rooster).

AGE: 27 (Well, technically 26 until November.)

HAIR: dirty

WHERE DO YOU LIVE: West Side! But my heart's in G-Town.

WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: pink striped boxers

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?: Investigating the history of kwaito.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DID?: the crossword

WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU: 2 cameras, two ipods, a cellphone, 3 watches, 4 Time magazines, 1 GQ

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU ATE OUT WITH?: The bachelor party, at The Log Cabin.

IF U WERE A TOY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: This is where I start hating this thing every time I read it.

WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: That's assuming I get married.

WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: If you mean who do I want to marry, just say that. Otherwise I'd take my Top 10 Friends.

HOWS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?: lamest. question. ever.

LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?: Tim, the NY Times Customer Service Representative

LAST PERSON YOU TEXT: Schwenzilla - "Magna Carta - 1215"

DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: We all know nobody sent this to me. I finally took it from The Kee because I wanted all of you to suffer through another response, like I keep having to do.

WHAT DO YOU THINK A TOBLERONE IS?: Good melting chocolate for fondue.

U WEARING RIGHT NOW?: I don't respond to random strings of words.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: I don't know whose eyes I got, but they are not The Barnebey eyes, which usually start to fail around the age of 10. Except for a brief period in 2003 when I though I might be going blind, they have always been perfect.

WHO DO CONSIDER YOUR CLOSEST/BESTEST FRIEND?: David Herman. But if you want to make this interesting why not ask me to rank my top 10?

WHAT WAS THE BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN TO YOU?: "Don't get fat." - Vince Polino

DO U OWN A VEHICLE?: I used to own a light blue 1995 Plymouth Voyager. It died in the Fall of 2005. It's still hard to talk about. Now I own an early '80's Fuji with yellow handlebar tape.

HAVE YOU EVER WON A SPECIAL AWARD?: UR Crew Best Dancer 2000, UR Crew Worst Dancer 2001

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE PLANS?: Write some papers, not get kicked out of school. Or, not write any papers, get kicked out of school, hike the Appalachian Trail, move to New Zealand.

FAVOURITE FOOD?: The Wisconsin Dogg, brussel sprouts.

FAVOURITE FILM: Old School. No, Dancer in the Dark. No, Requiem For a Dream. I don't know.

LAST FILM YOU SAW AT CINEMA?: the dark knight (the 2nd time, in Milwaukee)

FAVE BOYS COLOGNE: I have a naturally intoxicating scent.

FAVE GIRLS PERFUME: Why did we stop getting question marks?

DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?: I love to dance. I also love to lay on the floor and call that dancing.

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK ANYONE OUT?: No, but don't expect too much out of me.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ANTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: karate katie

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Many times. I fell in love with Danforth Dining Center during the Fall of '99. It broke my heart the next year, but I eventually also had serious relationships with Pete's Diner in Philadelphia, Ian's Pizza, and a pair of jeans. I've been in a fulfilling, committed relationship with cheese since I was 17.

WHAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?: "this email chain."

DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: Unless it involves a LOOM OF DESTINY I'll probably like it.

CHRISTMAS OR EASTER?: Thanksgiving, Barnebey-style

LOVE OR LUST?: I don't think we really need to put a label on it.

KISSES OR HUGS?: Someone once told me I was a good kisser and I did not return the compliment. I hug on occasion.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Anything? My ability to fly?

WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR PYJAMAS: I don't do that.

WHAT COLOUR’S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?: yellow, or blue. I also have my eyes on a green one right now.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?: Every time I read it my dislike for it, the internet, and the British increases. But that reminds me of Arrested Development and then I feel a little bit better.

DO U WANT UR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: YES!!!

WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: The creepy guy upstairs.

WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: God

FAVE PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: The way they act like they're better than us.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing.

WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: Recently? "I need to turn on some Zola."

ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR WICKED??: New England and Olde England both make fools of themselves by using 'wicked' like this.

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU LET THE PHONE RING BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT?: At least 4. I don't want to seem too available.

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Akhenaten. What was really going on during the 18th Dynasty anyway?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE: Mass Transit Czar / Resident Cook / Map Reader

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Does it matter? It's not like I'm not going to drink it.

WHATS YOUR FAVE NUMBER?: 3 is nice, so is 7, but 81 is just amazing.

ROOT BEER OR DOCTOR PEPPER?: Birch Beer, with a splash of Cherry Coke.

MUD OR JELLY WRESTLING?: And this is where I just get really tired of this thing.

SKIING OR BOARDING?: Who cares. Skiing

DAY OR NIGHT?: Yin

SUMMER OR WINTER?: Yang

CAKE OR PIE?: this cake

SILVER OR GOLD?: NA

HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A BONE?: A fractured wrist after going head first off the 2nd floor balcony.

DO YOU WEAR RINGS?: No. Rings are the second leading cause of lost fingers in America, right behind saws.

DO YOU HATE ANYONE [?]: That damn bear that thinks he owns the unit block of S. Carroll Street. People who don't think like me.

ARE YOU LOUD OR QUIET [?]: Am I playing Flip Cup?

DO [yo]U BELIEVE IN YOURSELF [?]: I believe everything about myself.