Fruits in the World

I'll admit it, I enjoy watching inanimate objects undress. This little tableau showed up on this isn't happiness today. Look at all those little orange wedges, and a banana in heels? Now I've seen everything.

For a more in depth look into the hopes & dreams of a cupcake, spend 10 minutes of your day and watch this film by Kristen Lepore. You'll never look at squash in the same way.

Die Eiwaffe!

After 5 interminable weeks, Martin's Brown-Egged reign of terror has finally come to an end. He's been buying browns, and only browns, ever since I found this fake egg in an Iowa City Hobby Lobby. It's like he knew I was scheming up an egg swap and was just buying brown to spite me. Ach!

I figured him out though. All it took was a late night egg tossing/squeezing session to get rid of the last of his latest brown dozen. Which provided the perfect pretense to give him my eggs as replacements. And so operation Porcelain Egg begins...

[03.11.09 09:40] Update: Subject fried 2 eggs this morning. Appears unaware of swap. Observation continues.