Das Deutsche Paket

This brown paper package wasn't technically tied up in string, only the books inside were. That brown paper though—really satisfying. Plus, it reminded me to be on the watch for lady spies, which is something I think we've all become a little too blasé about. 

Inside, German Today, Vol. One. Now, what with Polish F.A.S.T. and all those useful Telugu flashcards already in our possession, die Welt ist unsere Auster!

No Grain, No Pain

This makes me want to do the opposite of eat these.

That's Not Right

I-95, in Philadelphia.

Columbus Boulevard, in Philadelphia.

Ben Franklin Bridge, definitely in Philadelphia.

Quebec Route 366, not in Philadelphia.

The Rape Van Sway

Do not approach this van, no matter how much it looks like that creepy guy needs help moving his couch. Unless you plan on getting on top of the van to do a sway.