The Rivershark Sway

It really is a good idea to make sure your shoe is tied before heading out onto the streets of Camden. Even if the only brawl you saw was on the field.

The Broken Ankle Sway

Watch for it. Then watch it again. The streets of Philadelphia ain't no place for a wobbly landing.

The Barbary Coast

Oh, remember photos? And THE BOOTHS? These people finally stealth-visited me. It feels right (sorry Darcy). Because obviously there's a photobooth a couple blocks from me.

International Beer Day

International Beer Day, yes. National Beer Day, no. Get it straight.

New Beer's Eve also sounds like a good idea.