Luxury Urinals

Tall urinals just feel better than those flimsy wall-mounted ones. It feels good to have that whole expanse of porcelain to piss towards instead of some little bucket around your thighs, it's just more natural. 

Welcome to the next level of luxury: The Urintray, the convenient  urinal mounted ashtray. You'll never have to decide between urination and inhalation again.  

This is not appropriate.

This is the 2nd floor men's room of Van Hise Hall. That is a empty bowl of what looks like apple sauce sitting on the urinal. This is not appropriate.

Even so, it was still worth it to stop in here and get to use the Xlerator instead of the shitty vintage 1966 dryer we have up in the Linguistics Department on the 11th floor. How do I justify the $440 cost of the Xlerator? Did you read about its features? 80% less energy‽ 95% cost savings‽ This thing pays for itself, and drys your hands.