7.27.2007

OPTIMATED


The following is a work of fiction:

One night a guy went to the Essen Haus to meet some friends. They were drinking boots of Spaten Optimator. On the way home he got hit by a car. The end.

Also, there are some interesting ideas here.

3 comments:

DarcyM said...

Is this person alright? Do they have the initials WB?

wb said...

fic·tion [fik-shuhn]
–noun
1. the class of literature comprising works of imaginative narration, esp. in prose form.
2. works of this class, as novels or short stories: detective fiction.
3. something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story: We've all heard the fiction of her being in delicate health.
4. the act of feigning, inventing, or imagining.
5. an imaginary thing or event, postulated for the purposes of argument or explanation.
6. Law. an allegation that a fact exists that is known not to exist, made by authority of law to bring a case within the operation of a rule of law.

tommy said...

i think i'll revert back to my previous comment, and that, you, sir, a fucking moron.

"you're not welcome here."

--shultzy