8.21.2007

Mutant Eye Brow Found




This morning while brushing my teeth I noticed an eyebrow hair jauntily extending an extra half inch from my head than all the others. I think I've seen this guy before and pulled him out, obviously he is not to be dissuaded. This makes me think that my eyebrows are destined to attain the proportions of my dad's and are not actually the hybrid of my paternal and (non-existent) maternal brows that I have always claimed them to be. More importantly, what will my fingers look like in 10 years?

5 comments:

DarcyM said...

This hair bears a striking resemblance in length to the ones on your neck that i thought were my stray ones and tried to yank.

The Moderatilist said...

The answer to your the last question posed in your blog is...

PIANO KEYS!!!

The Moderatilist said...

Obviously, the second "the" appearing in my previous comment should be eliminated. Suck it!

wb said...

Exactly, piano keys. Also acceptable were: sausages, gorilla stubs, or twinkies.

Darcy, your analogy is apt. I hadn't made that connection. Perhaps it is simply a back hair that has last his way. On a related note, please don't try to pull out my sporadic back hair again. It hurts.

DarcyM said...

my bad. And the answer to your question is rolling pins. You will never be able to type again.