8.19.2007

Barnebey Bros. Inc., "We'll build you a barbecue or your money back."

The Barnebey brothers entered the masonry business today. Luckily no one from the Bricklayer's Union happened by, otherwise the parents would have been in hot water for employing non-union labor. And then all of their friends wouldn't like them. This is just the beginnings of the wood-fired barbecue we are constructing in our parents' side yard. The final plans call for a 3 foot high brick base, filled with sand and stone (for heat retention), a 4' x 3' stone barbecue with both rotisserie spit and grill attachments, and, at some later date, a wood-fired oven constructed under the light of a waxing moon.


We had a slightly inauspicious beginning. While Evan and I assembled the bricks, Taylor and our father measured out the area. After about 30 minutes the bricks were ready to be laid, the design team however was still struggling to mark off a rectangular area. For some reason they always ended up with a trapezoid instead. Once this was remedied there was then some debate about the the consistency of our mortar. Evan was briefly allowed to air his opinions on the subject. They were then promptly ignored. With a super-majority vote on the mortar, the bricking began. The rain stopped us at 3:00, at which point we retired to the kitchen for Yuenglings. Tomorrow the work continues.

6 comments:

DarcyM said...

I like that you still wear your Jr. Whopper jersey. It seems less cropped, has it been modified?

wb said...

The Jr. Whopper was never cropped, I don't know what you are talking about. It is still one of my favorite purchases from the Rochester VOA though, not quite the Pickle Chair, but cherished in its own right.

DarcyM said...

You didn't buy it. I bought it for you. You weren't there. Don't start taking credit for purchases you didn't make.

wb said...

Fine, you bought it. But you bought it for me. And I really like it. So, I don't know where that leaves us.

The Moderatilist said...

I honestly think that's the first time I've ever seen Evan without hair gel. I like it... somewhat less trashy.

Alex said...

We never heard the follow up. Did the mortar mix well? Was the final grill indeed trapezoidal? Perhaps Evan's observations turned out correct... Most importantly, when you inviting me to a BBQ?