What if all I aspired to in life was to be a shot boy? The Ice Queen came up with this idea last night in one of her fits of congeniality. I'm fairly confident I could sell a lot of those gay shots to chicks in a bar. And then I wouldn't have to write my paper. That's a double bonus.


Joanna said...

What, you just have to write a paper? Be thankful you don't have to make a bag pipe. You'll never be that low again.

The Moderatilist said...

Nice tits!!!