The Camel Toe

In keeping with the vagina themed posts of this blog as of late, today I offer a shoutout to the Camel Toe. They are after all the only part of the camel that I like. Camel Toes of course come in a number of varieties (the classic toe, the vulgar toe, the understated toe, the understated-but-really-hot toe, the psuedo-pornographic toe, the sexy toe, the funny toe, and even the man toe, to name a few). Yes, some more enjoyable than others, yet they all have a certain je ne sais quoi, a mystique if you will, that draws the viewer in. Similar to highway accidents, camel toes have been known to cause gaper delays. Unlike accidents, they usually do not result in fatalities and staring is not only guiltless but recommended. This is fortunate because this morning on the bus I was mesmerized by one woman's CT. The depth and definition seemed down right anatomically immposible. Unfortunately it was not a firm, meaty camel toe, but rather a loose, fleshy toe with a FUPA overhang to boot.